You need to treat your customers with respect. They’re not stupid, and can see through all of your fancy marketing ideas. For example, here is a shortened version of an email campaign i was sent from a company that sells sports training books. All names are made up to protect their identities…
First email (sent to ENTIRE customer mailing list…)
From: John Johnson (Marketing manager)
To: Sarah Sarahson (CEO)
Hi Sarah,
I just had a thought. Why don’t we increase our 30% discount to 50%. That’s right, i said 50%. We have such great books so why not do everyone a favor for the holidays!
John
Second email (sent to ENTIRE customer mailing list…)
From: Sarah Sarahson (CEO)
To: John Johnson (Marketing manager)
John,
Are you nuts? that’s far too cheap! I know we love our customers, and our books are great, but the company simply can’t afford 50% off. Lets stick to 30%. That’s still a huge discount!
Sarah
Third and final email (sent to ENTIRE customer mailing list…)
From: Sarah Sarahson (CEO)
To: Entire mailing list
Dear valued customers,
I’d like to apologise for the emails you received yesterday. A gremlin in the system must have delivered them to you all, so I’m sorry.
I have recieved hundreds of emails calling me a Scrooge for not agreeing to the 50% discount, so in light of this I’d like to finally agree to it, but only in the run up to Christmas! We can’t afford to offer such a CRAZY discount for any longer!
That’s right, we are now offering 50% off all books until the 25th of December! You lucky people!
Have a great Christmas,
Sarah Sarahson (CEO)
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There we go. This email apparently “accidentally” slipped onto the mass email server and was sent out to thousands of contacts. No, I have no idea how this happened either. It’s either one INCREDIBLY unlucky accident or a completely obvious and lame attempt at a marketing ploy. As I said earlier, please don’t think we are that stupid..